Yo yo. Big time news.
Circus bear tshirts are here! They are available in men's and women's fitted shirts, you have the choice of a red or orange shirt. You can buy them at my shop on etsy, or you can go through me by emailing me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Shirt costs $20 plus $5 for shipping in the US, $10 for int'l shipping.
You all need circus bear shirts. Why? Because circus bear rides a unicycle and juggles kids and breathes fire out of his mouth. That's why.