Today's Alphabetic Misadventure: I is for Illegitimate

Hello kiddos! Today's letter is "I". The creatures you see in this piece are not just 'bears', but ITALIAN BROWN BEARS. So these creatures do fall under the letter I, even though this would all be more clear and made more sense if I had just drawn iguanas. I didn't want to draw iguanas. So there.



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More Alphabetic Misadventures: H is for Hooker

Hope you are all having a great week! here is the letter H. Don't lie, you know you love it!!! ;)



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Today's Alphabetic Misadventure: G is for Graffiti

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: F is for Furnace

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: D is for Drill, E is for Embezzle

Two more letters in my series of alphabetic misadventures. Important to learn both of these skills (ie, drilling and embezzling).

"D" is for Drill

"E" is for Embezzle

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Another "C". C is For Cocaine

Sorry, I know this is cheating, but I did another letter "C" drawing.

I'd like you all to know that I am actually quite anti-drug, but I couldn't resist doing a little picture with a kid, a cat, and a bear (the bear having escaped from the letter B to get his fill of the cocaine!), and a mound of cocaine.

Otherwise, I'm thinking of doing other alphabets after this series of alphabet misadventures are done. One idea I have would be "The Aristocrat's Alphabet." For instance, "A" would be for afternoon tea. "B" would be for badminton. "H" would be for something like horse-back riding or jumping, whatever the typical aristocrats like to do. Featuring lots of silly kids and animals of course!

And if you guys get ideas let me know, whether it's for the current alphabet misadventures or other particular alphabet ideas!!! always love crazy ideas :)

"C is for Cocaine"

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: C Is For Crash

Guess what guys??!! Today's letter is C, and it features a kid and two cats. And, um, an airplane crash. I guess cats don't make the best of pilots?

'C is for crash'

For letters 'A' and 'B' in this series, please check my previous post.

Series I'm Playing With: "Sebastien's Alphabetic Misadventures"

First up is the letter A. It features a passed-out alligator...


Next up is the notorious letter B. Featuring a crazed bunny and his flame-thrower...



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We're Goin' To Bear Heaven!

Coffee Bear Still Trying to Get a Handle on Properly Drinking His Coffee

Coffee bear has trouble drinking coffee. Here he can be seen with an upside down coffee cup on his head. HEY! That's not how you are supposed to drink your coffee!! your manners are deplorable, disgusting, and downright disturbing!!!



Sometimes coffee bear gets excited about his coffee and dunks his whole head into the coffee-filled cup. Mmmmmm, looks like a nice way to enjoy coffee... but once again, I have to say it doesn't seem like proper coffee-drinking etiquette.

If You Think Hard Enough, You Can Make Yourself Float. And Make a Giraffe Appear!

Posted this on my facebook account a little while ago. Another drawing with floating kids!

And it really is true. If you think hard enough, I mean super focus 5000, you will be able to float. And even make a giraffe appear if you think about that hard enough, but the giraffe is like the icing on the cake! Floating is the be all end all in my eyes.

I'm going to work on more drawings with Giraffes :) Will also do some drawings of fire-breathing hummingbirds, an idea thought up by the most amazing Laura. Like I told her, add fire and flames to anything, and it is automatically one hundred times better!

Say Hello to My Friend, PoloBear

I got a polo shirt today. I think I will call myself 'Polo Bear' from now on.

The Creation of Fireboy

I was gardening the other day and not giving much thought to the cottontail rabbits in my yard. Turns out, they had stolen a teacup from my cupboard, and were starting a fire dance. They started wailing and doing weird arm movements around the teacup. Once I heard their chanting and wailing, my amazingly perceptive mind realized something terrificly terrible was up.

With lightning quickness, amazing dexterity, and a spur of fear I ran to disperse the evil congregation of satanic cottontail rabbits.

Alas, I was too late. The rabbits had just managed to conjure fireboy from the depths of the teacup, and there would be no bottling him back up now. The evil rabbits had succeeded in another step towards their destruction of the suburbs. Not only had they trashed my grass and assaulted my peppers, but they had now unleashed the fury of fireboy upon the unsuspecting public... fireboy, fireboy, fireboy... a little boy with an ability to fly and a penchant for fire. Don't be surprised if you see your garden in flames, your car on fire, and a meteoric streak of fire in the sky... it is fireboy.

Picnic Bear

Hi. My name is Picnic Bear. Please come join me for a picnic. I've brought along some local anesthetic for seasoning purposes, plus if I add it to your arm you won't feel anything while I'm gnawing on your arm bone. I'm thoughtful like that.

Floating Kids

Floating kids? I think I had too much to drink again.