I am the Walrus?

I have a cold that has been dragging on. I will spare you the details. Although, there are some odd changes in my appearance that I can't help but mention: my skin has changed colors and now has an odd silvery sheen, I've grown long whiskers, my belly has been distending at a frightening rate, and yesterday morning I was more than surprised when I glanced at my face in the mirror and saw that I had grown large tusks. Cool. I think I'm turning into a walrus.

I've also been more tired than usual...

I like this commercial: