Thursday, August 06, 2009

Benefits of Smoking.


Hello! just a tiny drawing for today. It illustrates the benefits this little kid got from starting his smoking habit early in life. The cigarettes gave him magical abilities to grow eyeballs out of his head. If you start your kids early with a smoking habit they too might be able to grow eyeballs out of their heads. Please don't deprive them. Everyone deserves to have eyeballs growing out their head.

Are you a glutton for punishment? Then you should sign up for my spa... er I mean for my site updates by email. I promise, you will regret it!

16 comments:

AlienCG said...

I smoked for 16 years and never grew eyeballs out of my head. I quit more than 16 months ago because the eyeballs never grew. I feel so cheated.

Ananda girl said...

Sight for sore eyes?

Sebastien said...

Aliencg: They need to put a warning label on cigarette boxes that not everyone will be able to grow eyeballs out of their head.

Ananda Girl: hihi! he's got 4 eyes, and not in a bad way.

crazy4coens said...

are you sure they're not boobs supported by butts in beakers? now there are some benefits!

Tara said...

Do those special eyeballs come with perfect vision, or would children have to go to a special optometrist to get glasses when the time comes? Contacts would be a little easier.

laura b. said...

All children deserve a chance for the little extras in life. You are going to be an awesome dad. :-)

Sebastien said...

Crazy4coens: Interesting. We absolutely need more research!

Tara: Oh brother, I have a feeling getting glasses or contacts is going to be expensive for those extra eyeballs.

Laura: I know, I want to give my future kids all the opportunities at happiness :)

sammy said...

so is this how i can get "eyes in the back of my head" like teachers and mothers have?

Sebastien said...

The smoking companies absolutely guarantee it!

Zhu said...

The French agree!

Of course, technically, I only have one eye because I started smoking too late. But anyway...

MrManuel said...

Is it too late to start?!?!?

Sebastien said...

Zhu: Haha, that must be why I also have a bad eye, didn't start smoking early enough damnit!

MrManuel: Depends on the doctor you ask, but the smoking industry would say no :)

daffy said...

:o) It' all been said above! I do need some new eyes but I'm way past the time when I could 'grow my own' *sigh*

sammy said...

hey, how do you add i the link to invite people to subscribe to your blog

Pamela said...

So many times I visited and I never commented on this one? Oops!

Sebastien said...

Daffy: Start smoking, NOW!!!

Sammy: If you set up an account with feedburner, you can generate these sorts of links in one of the feedburner sections. Do you have an account with them?

Pamela: Your mistake will never be forgotten ;)