Saturday, August 15, 2009

Faucet Bear


I wish we could have kept faucet bear. Unfortunately the EPA red-flagged us for our water usage. They sent an EPA secret police unit in the middle of the night to take away faucet bear to Siberia. His faucets would never work again due to the freezing temperatures.

Very sad story...

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10 comments:

AlienCG said...

Damn EPA. They always take away the good stuff. We could all use a faucet bear, but obviously the EPA sees otherwise.

laura b. said...

That is a travesty, Sebastien. I can think of several characters who have populated your Alphabetic Misadventures who would be up for a rescue mission. Free Faucet Bear!

Sebastien said...

Aliencg: EPA takes all the fun out of ruining the environment.

Laura: Haha, burst out laughing with that Free Faucet Bear slogan. I could see that on a t-shirt! Let's go crash the townhall meetings and start chanting, 'Free Faucet Bear, Free Faucet Bear!!!!'

daffy said...

Shocking! Haven't they considered the muliple uses of this bear! He could work the beach helping rid poor children of sandy toes! He could work the gardens sprinkling cool waterfalls on hot flowers. I think they have made a terrible error!
We should free him! Unfreeze him and allow him to sprinkle the world with wetness!

*steps away from the soapbox*

Sebastien said...

Free Faucet Bear! Free Faucet Bear! I have a feeling our movement is gaining momentum :)

Ananda girl said...

He is too fine a bear for ice water in his veins... and faucets. Let me know when the mission is set... I'm in.

crazy4coens said...

playing in the water is fun. those EPA jerk just don't have a sense of humor. Faucer Bear must be freed and soon, before all his internal pipes burst!

Sebastien said...

I can't stand the thought of his pipes bursting. So not right.

Kurt said...

It's hard to believe you make these wonderful drawings AND you like Kim Kardashian.

Sebastien said...

Kim Kardashian loves me. I know it.