Thursday, June 18, 2009

Picnic Bear


Hi. My name is Picnic Bear. Please come join me for a picnic. I've brought along some local anesthetic for seasoning purposes, plus if I add it to your arm you won't feel anything while I'm gnawing on your arm bone. I'm thoughtful like that.

13 comments:

Tara said...

This photo makes me laugh. He's looking at the camera like, "Am I too early for lunch? Where is everyone?"

I wonder what brave soul took it upon themselves to take bears aside and put them through such a rigorous etiquette training session? Because it seems to be paying off.

Sebastien said...

What a sad lonely bear. Won't anyone join him! I bet you will Tara :)

laura b. said...

My brother bear! He looks much more intelligent and sophisticated than me, though. I'd be all drooling on the table and accidentally showing my scary teeth. Plus, wouldn't you know it? I constantly forget the seasoning!

Mrs. Hairy Woman said...

I would join him for a picnic.. but I need my body parts for other things.. Cute picture.. He is patiently waiting for a guest or dinner..

Gary said...

He looks so cute who'd think he could rip your face off with one wack?

daffy said...

I can't help but notice that picnic bear does not look so enthusiastic...
he's saying...
"You said you would bring the picnic.... just bring myself you said......"


(Word verification is cocasmash! hehe)

Pamela said...

hmmm... I guess he likes the human equivalent of sushi, since I don't see smoke from the grill behind him.

MrManuel said...

I am going to pass. He looks like he waiting for me to be his "special" guest.

Sebastien said...

Laura: The seasoning part is easy. Picnic bear orders it from a pharmacy in Canada :)

Mrs. Hairy Woman: Hi there! So you're telling me you can't spare an arm? How stingy!

Gary: Yes, it is a paradox that no one has figured out yet. How can such a cute cuddly looking creature be so freakin' dangerous!

Daffy: Poor guy, he's depressed! Love that word, I'm going to write it down, or cocosmash, I like the sound of it!

Pamela: Maybe that's why he looks sad? Forgot to bring a grill, or matches?

MrManuel: So you aren't willing to spare an arm either!!!?? poor bear will go hungry...

Zhu said...

If I'm hungry enough, I bet I could wrestle and win.

Or maybe not.

Sebastien said...

You could take him!

WAT said...

That bear is priceless. Love it. Waiting there for some grub and stuff.

Sebastien said...

This bear is the man. Or is this bear THE bear... not sure how to put it.