Monday, February 26, 2007

I'm Gonna Make Millions...


I was going to write something serious today, and then I realized I didn't feel like being serious.

So, Rambo was playing with this box and he got stuck in it. Then he was kind enough to sit and let me take a couple pictures of him. He doesn't even look annoyed. He looks quite comfortable. We are going to make millions with this new fashion discovery. I was feeling so inspired I came up with a great name for this new fashion: 'Box Fashion Awesomeness.'

I know, I know, it's pure genius...

In celebration lets smoke tons of opium and dream of magical tooth mice playing guitars and singing about how the meaning of life is getting to sit on top of a moving car and eating a pancake with blueberries and drinking an orange mocha frappucino all the while being chased by the Russian mafia who are trying to gun you down for your pancake and pancreas. They are shooting at you with rocket launchers and also throw into this chase a couple of Apache helicopters that are gunning for you with their double-mounted machine guns firing hundreds of rounds per second of 8mm bullets.

I know what you're wondering. Who the hell is driving the car you are sitting on top of and is there any syrup on the pancake? The answers are a termite and yes.

I have no clue what I just wrote.

N.B. All haute couture in these images was created by me (and yes I have this patented and copyright protection so don't even think about stealing my fashion idea)

28 comments:

Mariana said...

Have I told you lately that I love Rambo? Cause I do. What a cute dog smile!

frenchyflower said...

He actually looks quite proud of his new fashion statement. Good job in capturing the moment.

Babybull40 said...

Yes he is really taking advantage of this opportunity to shine. WTG Rambo.. Awesome dude...

MrManuel said...

Very cute. He doesn't look silly in that box at all.... :-)

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

A few years ago I was in Ocean City, NJ and walking on the boardwalk with my brother and his friend...we passed this dude who was hiding under a box, pretending that he didn't have any clothes (at least I'm assuming he was pretending) and asking for "donations". It was one of the strangest things I ever saw.

~*SilverNeurotic*~ said...

P.S. Your dog looks much nicer in the box than that weirdo did.

Tara said...

"Yeah, that's right, I'm wearing a box! I like it!" Rambo is so stinkin adorable, it's almost an overdose.

Good for Me said...

oh my! the way his paws are poised in the second photo is completely and ridiculously adorable. please sqwoosh him for me.

the only question i have about your celebratory bachanalia is "where's the freakin' chocolate?"!

Tom said...

The second pic's my favorite, he's so poised and while he's clearly wearing a box, it doesn't seem boxy at all..LOL funny post

Sonja said...

Did you see that hilarious Saturday Night Live video with Justin Timberlake...you could make one like it called "My Dog in a Box"!!!

Bice said...

Did somebody double up on their meds today? At least I see where those weird drawings of yours come from.

Tim said...

Brilliant pics!

People in the Sun said...

It is goddamn cute. In the first picture he looks like he's waiting for you to save him, but in the second picture, after he saw you're only interested in taking pictures, he seems resigned to the idea that life from now on involves a box around his body. He looks a bit sad, remembering what life used to be like before... We live and learn, Rambo.

Faz the Cat said...

Not only is it a great fashion idea it's also a great marketing opporunity. I can see it now in Walmart 'A Dog in a Box' - "become the leader of your own pack" or "man's best friend to take home today" only $11.99(just add water). I am happy to help with the advertising campaign. FAZ

Babs said...

Dude, I was driving. Get it right.
That box fashion closely resembles the new housing I'll be living in soon.
Can I smoke pot instead of opium? And if yes, can you send me some?

WAT said...

AWWWWWWWW!

Sebastien said...

Mariana: Rambo thanks you for the compliments! His doggy teeth are sharp...

Frenchy: Thanks, haha, Rambo is going to hit the runways of Europe...

Babybull: He's gonna be a star!

Mrmanuel: Rambo says thank you, he is happy that he doesn't look ridiculous!

Silverneurotic: Haha, love that! I wonder if the guy was getting money...

Tara: Thanks, haha, he just loves wearing boxes.

Good for me: I forgot the chocolate!!!!

Tom: Thanks for stopping by, and Rambo appreciates the compliments. He wears a box so well.

Sonja: Oh yeah, haha, I did see that! I think Timberlake's surprise was a little more, lewd?

Bice: Oh yes, my mind is a paradiso of craziness. or inferno

Tim: Thanks! Hehe, just so random... got lucky it was right next to my room and I was able to grab the camera!

People in the Sun: I love how you analyze things, so spot on. Sometimes, the people you love the most, and who you think are going to help you, will only try and profit from your problem. As I did with Rambo's problem...

Faz: Oh, I love those! Haha, 'become the leader of your own pack,' man, that's good stuff. Millions, we're gonna make millions for sure. Can we do cat in a box too?

Babs: It was YOU??!!! Wow, I was really gone... Of course you can smoke pot, yes, I have lots of pot, I stash it away in the doggie cage, because if someone is going to take the fall, it's gotta be Rambo!

Wat: I know how much you love doggies!

taarzaan said...

What a natural born model!
There was this dream, where we were driving down a dessert highway at night, in a large older model auto. A woman from the local tribe was sitting on the hood of the car as it sped through the night, and I was climbing out the passenger window to join her. My friend was upset and worried by this behavior, which I found mildly annoying.
Some people!

JP said...

"Hey look Dad! I'm a BOXER!"

Yuck yuck!!

Y'know the grocery sacks with handles? We had an empty one sitting upright on the garage floor. Our chihuahua jumped on it to peek inside, and when the bag collapsed his head got stuck in one of the handles. We only saw the part where a grocery bag went zooming across the garage floor out to the yard.

Shaymus O'flatulence's Blog said...

hey!! why don't you get a couple of box's and make him a robot suit. LOL

Sebastien said...

Taarzaan: Haha, cool dream. Your friend shouldn't have been upset!!! They were just jealous.

JP: Ah hah, nice one! Oh, that must've been so quite, I didn't know you had a chihuahua... these things happen so quickly it's hard to get photos somtimes!

Shaymus: A splendid idea, I will get on that!

imhelendt said...

Dude. Are you gonna share whatever it is that you're smokin'? :P

Sebastien said...

Of course! Peyote, LSD, heroin, with a bit of dabbling in cocaine, couple doses of speed, it all makes such a nice mix!

fringes said...

awesome

Sebastien said...

Thanks fringes, you're the bestest!

dolcedonna said...

Great Fashion Statement! haha!!!

Sebastien said...

Thanks Dolcedonna, Rambo loves it too!

MrsMelvin said...

Stylin!