Thursday, October 01, 2009

Bear Needs Your Help!

Our bear friend is in trouble and needs your help. Do you have any suggestions?


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11 comments:

Tara said...

Hide in the toy shop, pretend you're a stuffed bear until the coast is clear! You must remain perfectly still, though, and don't eat customers or the staff.

Sebastien said...

Ingenious! But that whole part about not eating customers or staff, well, that's probably going to be a challenge.

laura b. said...

Bear, are you anywhere near a cave? It is a little early for hibernation, but the police are stupid and won't know that. Go inside, pretend to be asleep. They will never suspect a thing.

AlienCG said...

Quick, Bear, you'll need a garden hose, a tree sloth and paper clip, the rest should be obvious. It's the perfect plan.

Zhu said...

Come to Canada. The RCMP is nice and doesn't shoot without warnings (in both official languages).

crazy4coens said...

All very good ideas. plead the 5th, self defense and act of nature. That should cover it!

People in the Sun said...

If they're looking for a bear with a small Hitler-ish mustache, all he needs to do is shave.

Ananda girl said...

Hide behind the door and pop out and eat them before they can radio back! Let the little guy take the cruiser for a joy ride. All will be well, Bear!

Or claim it's part of bear culture and as so, is understandable and acceptable.

Sebastien said...

Laura: Hibernation! the key to success and happiness, how could he forget. Wonderful idea.

Aliencg: I like this Macgyver kind of thinking!

Zhu: I knew the Canadians were friendly. Is it hard to get a visa for bears?

Crazy4coens: I need a pretty good lawyer though right?

People in the Sun: Hahaha, I know, a lot of my bears could be misconstrued for Hitler Bears! a shave it shall be :)

Ananda Girl: Yes, maybe it can fall under a bear's religious practices. Yes, and now bear can rest easy knowing his murder spree logical and unimpeachable..

crazy4coens said...

Yes, I think legal counsel would be important

Sebastien said...

Ok, I'm calling up OJ's lawyer.