Hide in the toy shop, pretend you're a stuffed bear until the coast is clear! You must remain perfectly still, though, and don't eat customers or the staff.
Bear, are you anywhere near a cave? It is a little early for hibernation, but the police are stupid and won't know that. Go inside, pretend to be asleep. They will never suspect a thing.
Laura: Hibernation! the key to success and happiness, how could he forget. Wonderful idea.
Aliencg: I like this Macgyver kind of thinking!
Zhu: I knew the Canadians were friendly. Is it hard to get a visa for bears?
Crazy4coens: I need a pretty good lawyer though right?
People in the Sun: Hahaha, I know, a lot of my bears could be misconstrued for Hitler Bears! a shave it shall be :)
Ananda Girl: Yes, maybe it can fall under a bear's religious practices. Yes, and now bear can rest easy knowing his murder spree logical and unimpeachable..
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Hide in the toy shop, pretend you're a stuffed bear until the coast is clear! You must remain perfectly still, though, and don't eat customers or the staff.
Ingenious! But that whole part about not eating customers or staff, well, that's probably going to be a challenge.
Bear, are you anywhere near a cave? It is a little early for hibernation, but the police are stupid and won't know that. Go inside, pretend to be asleep. They will never suspect a thing.
Quick, Bear, you'll need a garden hose, a tree sloth and paper clip, the rest should be obvious. It's the perfect plan.
Come to Canada. The RCMP is nice and doesn't shoot without warnings (in both official languages).
All very good ideas. plead the 5th, self defense and act of nature. That should cover it!
If they're looking for a bear with a small Hitler-ish mustache, all he needs to do is shave.
Hide behind the door and pop out and eat them before they can radio back! Let the little guy take the cruiser for a joy ride. All will be well, Bear!
Or claim it's part of bear culture and as so, is understandable and acceptable.
Laura: Hibernation! the key to success and happiness, how could he forget. Wonderful idea.
Aliencg: I like this Macgyver kind of thinking!
Zhu: I knew the Canadians were friendly. Is it hard to get a visa for bears?
Crazy4coens: I need a pretty good lawyer though right?
People in the Sun: Hahaha, I know, a lot of my bears could be misconstrued for Hitler Bears! a shave it shall be :)
Ananda Girl: Yes, maybe it can fall under a bear's religious practices. Yes, and now bear can rest easy knowing his murder spree logical and unimpeachable..
Yes, I think legal counsel would be important
Ok, I'm calling up OJ's lawyer.
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