Cut Out Bear, Now Headless.

Look. I hate to be the bearer (excuse the pun) of bad news, but cut out bear no longer has a head. His head, was, cut off...



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Fulfilling One's Destiny

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I Got a Pair of Scissors

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Little Boy and Lion Go Tagging

Little boy and Lion were feeling a little sad the other day. So they decided to go vandalize some public property, and just like that, they felt all better!!!

Nothing cures the blues like a little bit of vandalizing.


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Boxing Bear

Boxing bear trains all the time. He doesn't lack confidence, but he is not very dangerous and not an effective boxer. But I tell him that he is talented and a great boxer... I like to humor him and soothe his ego.


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My German Shepherd

Drawing from my sketchbook.

"Isn't my German Shepherd the bestest?!"

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: R is for Radiation

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"Sorry Old Chap"

Things just happen sometimes. As it turns out, chainsaws and fire tend to exacerbate the extremity of those 'things.'

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: P is for Persuasive

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Physics Bear

Physics bear and I wanted to do the world some good and create some awesome new technology to help humanity (and bears). In the end we decided that was too difficult, and that it would be easier to create something nefarious like a squiggly line black hole.

Hey, at least me made something, ok!

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Faucet Bear

I wish we could have kept faucet bear. Unfortunately the EPA red-flagged us for our water usage. They sent an EPA secret police unit in the middle of the night to take away faucet bear to Siberia. His faucets would never work again due to the freezing temperatures.

Very sad story...

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Benefits of Smoking.

Hello! just a tiny drawing for today. It illustrates the benefits this little kid got from starting his smoking habit early in life. The cigarettes gave him magical abilities to grow eyeballs out of his head. If you start your kids early with a smoking habit they too might be able to grow eyeballs out of their heads. Please don't deprive them. Everyone deserves to have eyeballs growing out their head.

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: N is for Nuclear Proliferation

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Drawing: How I Keep the Kids Entertained

Sometimes I have to resort to various magic tricks to keep the kids occupied and out of trouble.


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More Alphabetic Misadventures: M is for Moustache

Might be hard to tell, but the little kid is drawing a moustache on the moose. Moustaches and fun for all!!!

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: L is for Levitate

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TV Shows and More Alphabetic Misadventures: K is for Kleptomaniac

Hello everyone! Today's letter is "K". I hope you learn a lot from this drawing. Actually, I know you will.

Have you guys seen the show Daisy of Love? It is so awful (meaning wonderful). Not quite as bad (meaning entrancing) as Flavor Flav's show, but still deliriously entertaining in the most ridiculous of ways. Daisy of Love forces me to ponder quite a few existential questions, like: what the hell is going on??? who is Daisy and why does she have her own show? can things get any slimier, more disturbing, more humiliating for these guys, who are chasing this plastic-y blonde on national tv? and who made the rule that plastic-y blondes were so desirable anyways?

One show that I'm really liking is called 16 and Pregnant. Fascinating... can't help but root for these young kiddos having to handle the responsibilities of raising a baby. Of course, some of those kids are so irresponsible, for example, husband-to-be Gary buys a Playstation 3 while on a very tight budget (as in, he won't have enough money to buy baby clothes if he buys this game system)... and then he buys his bride to be an engagement ring at Walmart for $20. Probably takes a lot of guts to try and pull that off on your wife-to-be :) I actually really like Gary's style (although his future in-laws are not fans).




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More Alphabetic Misadventures: J is for Jigsaw

Today's drawing is based on the letter "J". I hope you don't get too sad and misty-eyed seeing a poor jaguar looking for his missing paw (cut off by a sneaky kid with a jigsaw). Please don't cry. He probably found his missing paw and had it stitched back on by an excellent surgeon who goes by the name Dr. Seagull (fancy that).

All's well that ends well.

And many thanks to the wonderful Crazy4Coens, she sent me an album of her son's band, Drinkin At Your Funeral. I am loving it!!! definitely check out their site. And she runs a great blog as well :)


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Today's Alphabetic Misadventure: I is for Illegitimate

Hello kiddos! Today's letter is "I". The creatures you see in this piece are not just 'bears', but ITALIAN BROWN BEARS. So these creatures do fall under the letter I, even though this would all be more clear and made more sense if I had just drawn iguanas. I didn't want to draw iguanas. So there.



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More Alphabetic Misadventures: H is for Hooker

Hope you are all having a great week! here is the letter H. Don't lie, you know you love it!!! ;)



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