Spongebob in German Is Good For You! Plus I Go On a Tangent About How Cool I Think Raccoons Are!

This video has nothing to do with anything. I just find it funny! They keep playing the Spongebob movie on tv, plus the show is on all the time, kinda crazy, even I'm getting a little bit tired of Spongebob... I haven't seen Foster's in a while, that's my absolute favorite show of all time. Come to think of it I haven't been watching too much tv, usually when I feel better I do other stuff...

I'm really going to miss watching all those crazy fear-inducing shows on the Discovery Channel, you know, stuff about killer spiders, tigers, snakes... So much information I don't need, but find so satisfying in an odd I wonder what it'd be like dying like that kinda way. The other day I even saw a show on catching raccoons (in French the raccoon is called a raton laveur!, haha that is one of my favorite names for anything!). These raccoons would end up in peoples' houses and offices, and these animal catching people would have to come get them. I was mesmerized with the footage, raccoons are awesome, they are totally ferocious, yet they look so cute and cuddly. Suffice it to say, raccoons are my second favorite animal after German Shepherds, although I do really like black cats... Wow, I end up writing all this when my original intent was to write something serious about art and painting!

I can't resist including this clip from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, I posted this once before, but it's so great!!!!! Whenever I don't feel well and need to laugh, this clip never fails!

Spongebob

So, I have to admit that I have been enjoying the Spongebob cartoon lately. Only now have I realized this could be a big problem for my sexuality, and for many other people and children like me who enjoy the cartoon.

I was interested and surpised that in my internet surfing I somewhere somehow stumbled upon a whole pile of crazy accusations that Spongebob is gay, will make you gay, and is a gay icon or something. Now, I won't lie, Spongebob does have some little mannerisms that are iffy, but hell, he's a cartoon character, so what, what if he is gay?
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6852828/

Kind of reminds me of the accusations that Bugs Bunny is gay. Someone vehemently told me this a little while back, and I have to admit I was surprised, I'd never thought about cartoon characters' sexuality before that moment, so this double whammy of both Spongebob and Bugs struck me as a cosmic coincidence.

Hilarious. I understand wondering if a hot person that you are interested in is gay, you know, because that could actually mean something to you in terms of hooking up. But a cartoon??? At least we live in a pretty weird place, where things are so topsy turvy and kind of crazy that we can be interested in very mundane silly things pretty much all the time. The saddest thing to me is turning on the tv news, I can't help but see how the news media masquerades as a purveyor of facts but is in fact such a circus and ratings monster that you're likely to glean more valuable information glueing your eyes to a channel like E or ESPN than CNN or Fox News. Thank you, and now if you will allow me, I will be getting off my high horse.

I love the irony of my writing such a post.