Fight Night!

I was watching one of the Rocky movies the other day, and it reminded me that I wanted to make a series of drawings featuring boxing bears. Probably an idea I will keep developing...


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Lightning Bear T-shirts Now Available!

Yo peeps! I'm so excited. Just got these t-shirts printed of lightning bear. They are high quality silk screen prints on quality hanes t-shirts. Sizes I have are small, medium, large, and XL. If interested feel free to contact me at sebreg@aol.com, or pick one up at my etsy shop. Prices are $18 plus $5 for shipping. I will also try and set up an etsy shop in the near future. Will be doing more shirts and hopefully get around to making some limited edition prints!

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Lightning Boy

Look, at least he's giving you this bad news with a smile on his face.

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Another Circus Drawing!

Every thing was going great until someone told me the dog had rabies...


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More Alphabetic Misadventures: V is for Vampires

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Circus Fun!

I have an idea: let's all join the circus and play with giant bears and fire!

My career advice trends towards circus careers (which is why I am a popular college career adviser!).


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Lightning Strike! (featuring lightning boy)

Simple little drawing for today. I just love sneaking up on people and surprising them!!!


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Chocofatness.

This drawing is certainly inspired by something. Probably Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. There's nothing quite so satisfying as ripping off another person's idea.

But believe it or not, the event in this drawing has happened to me before. Medical fact. Google it.

Anyways, there is a moral to this story: eat more chocolate.

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Bear Needs Your Help!

Our bear friend is in trouble and needs your help. Do you have any suggestions?


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More Alphabetic Misadventures: U is for Upside-down

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The Great Hippobatopamus!

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Lightning. Man.

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: T is for Teeth

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My German Shepherd

Drawing from my sketchbook.

"Isn't my German Shepherd the bestest?!"

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: S is for Sleeping Pills

I want to thank my friend Gary for the wonderfully kind post he did about my artwork. Gary works with children and is an amazingly dedicated teacher, and I can only imagine how much he inspires his students with his energy, intelligence, enthusiasm and love of life. Please visit his extraordinary blog!

And this is today's letter: "S" is for Sleeping Pills. Hooray!


I haven't been around too much of late, been following an antibiotic treatment for my health. Kind of a long story, I've had some trouble with my health the past years, as some of you know. The current treatment has left me feeling quite fatigued, but supposedly this is normal. More info to come, will be sure to give you my health updates :)

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: R is for Radiation

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"Sorry Old Chap"

Things just happen sometimes. As it turns out, chainsaws and fire tend to exacerbate the extremity of those 'things.'

Have a great weekend guys!

More Alphabetic Misadventures: Q is for Quintuplets

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: P is for Persuasive

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Physics Bear

Physics bear and I wanted to do the world some good and create some awesome new technology to help humanity (and bears). In the end we decided that was too difficult, and that it would be easier to create something nefarious like a squiggly line black hole.

Hey, at least me made something, ok!

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Faucet Bear

I wish we could have kept faucet bear. Unfortunately the EPA red-flagged us for our water usage. They sent an EPA secret police unit in the middle of the night to take away faucet bear to Siberia. His faucets would never work again due to the freezing temperatures.

Very sad story...

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Benefits of Smoking.

Hello! just a tiny drawing for today. It illustrates the benefits this little kid got from starting his smoking habit early in life. The cigarettes gave him magical abilities to grow eyeballs out of his head. If you start your kids early with a smoking habit they too might be able to grow eyeballs out of their heads. Please don't deprive them. Everyone deserves to have eyeballs growing out their head.

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Bleak House and More Alphabetic Misadventures: O is for Original Sin

Hope you are having a great weekend!

I just started reading "Bleak House" by Charles Dickens. I am a big fan of Dickens but have never read this particular novel before (it's sort of long, and a bit of a project to read!). Anyhow, I am quite excited, this book seems like it's going to be lots of fun. Dickens had such a modern sensibility. Very wry, sarcastic, witty, and oh so silly... love 'im.

What's your favorite Dickens novel? and feel free to elaborate on your reasons for liking the book.

And before I forget, here is your letter for today: "O" is for Original Sin. I hope seeing these kiddos having fun will warm your heart and bring you joy :)


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More Alphabetic Misadventures: N is for Nuclear Proliferation

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Drawing: How I Keep the Kids Entertained

Sometimes I have to resort to various magic tricks to keep the kids occupied and out of trouble.


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More Alphabetic Misadventures: M is for Moustache

Might be hard to tell, but the little kid is drawing a moustache on the moose. Moustaches and fun for all!!!

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: L is for Levitate

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TV Shows and More Alphabetic Misadventures: K is for Kleptomaniac

Hello everyone! Today's letter is "K". I hope you learn a lot from this drawing. Actually, I know you will.

Have you guys seen the show Daisy of Love? It is so awful (meaning wonderful). Not quite as bad (meaning entrancing) as Flavor Flav's show, but still deliriously entertaining in the most ridiculous of ways. Daisy of Love forces me to ponder quite a few existential questions, like: what the hell is going on??? who is Daisy and why does she have her own show? can things get any slimier, more disturbing, more humiliating for these guys, who are chasing this plastic-y blonde on national tv? and who made the rule that plastic-y blondes were so desirable anyways?

One show that I'm really liking is called 16 and Pregnant. Fascinating... can't help but root for these young kiddos having to handle the responsibilities of raising a baby. Of course, some of those kids are so irresponsible, for example, husband-to-be Gary buys a Playstation 3 while on a very tight budget (as in, he won't have enough money to buy baby clothes if he buys this game system)... and then he buys his bride to be an engagement ring at Walmart for $20. Probably takes a lot of guts to try and pull that off on your wife-to-be :) I actually really like Gary's style (although his future in-laws are not fans).




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More Alphabetic Misadventures: J is for Jigsaw

Today's drawing is based on the letter "J". I hope you don't get too sad and misty-eyed seeing a poor jaguar looking for his missing paw (cut off by a sneaky kid with a jigsaw). Please don't cry. He probably found his missing paw and had it stitched back on by an excellent surgeon who goes by the name Dr. Seagull (fancy that).

All's well that ends well.

And many thanks to the wonderful Crazy4Coens, she sent me an album of her son's band, Drinkin At Your Funeral. I am loving it!!! definitely check out their site. And she runs a great blog as well :)


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Today's Alphabetic Misadventure: I is for Illegitimate

Hello kiddos! Today's letter is "I". The creatures you see in this piece are not just 'bears', but ITALIAN BROWN BEARS. So these creatures do fall under the letter I, even though this would all be more clear and made more sense if I had just drawn iguanas. I didn't want to draw iguanas. So there.



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More Alphabetic Misadventures: H is for Hooker

Hope you are all having a great week! here is the letter H. Don't lie, you know you love it!!! ;)



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Today's Alphabetic Misadventure: G is for Graffiti

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: F is for Furnace

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: D is for Drill, E is for Embezzle

Two more letters in my series of alphabetic misadventures. Important to learn both of these skills (ie, drilling and embezzling).

"D" is for Drill

"E" is for Embezzle

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Another "C". C is For Cocaine

Sorry, I know this is cheating, but I did another letter "C" drawing.

I'd like you all to know that I am actually quite anti-drug, but I couldn't resist doing a little picture with a kid, a cat, and a bear (the bear having escaped from the letter B to get his fill of the cocaine!), and a mound of cocaine.

Otherwise, I'm thinking of doing other alphabets after this series of alphabet misadventures are done. One idea I have would be "The Aristocrat's Alphabet." For instance, "A" would be for afternoon tea. "B" would be for badminton. "H" would be for something like horse-back riding or jumping, whatever the typical aristocrats like to do. Featuring lots of silly kids and animals of course!

And if you guys get ideas let me know, whether it's for the current alphabet misadventures or other particular alphabet ideas!!! always love crazy ideas :)

"C is for Cocaine"

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More Alphabetic Misadventures: C Is For Crash

Guess what guys??!! Today's letter is C, and it features a kid and two cats. And, um, an airplane crash. I guess cats don't make the best of pilots?

'C is for crash'

For letters 'A' and 'B' in this series, please check my previous post.

Series I'm Playing With: "Sebastien's Alphabetic Misadventures"

First up is the letter A. It features a passed-out alligator...


Next up is the notorious letter B. Featuring a crazed bunny and his flame-thrower...



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We're Goin' To Bear Heaven!

Coffee Bear Still Trying to Get a Handle on Properly Drinking His Coffee

Coffee bear has trouble drinking coffee. Here he can be seen with an upside down coffee cup on his head. HEY! That's not how you are supposed to drink your coffee!! your manners are deplorable, disgusting, and downright disturbing!!!



Sometimes coffee bear gets excited about his coffee and dunks his whole head into the coffee-filled cup. Mmmmmm, looks like a nice way to enjoy coffee... but once again, I have to say it doesn't seem like proper coffee-drinking etiquette.

If You Think Hard Enough, You Can Make Yourself Float. And Make a Giraffe Appear!

Posted this on my facebook account a little while ago. Another drawing with floating kids!

And it really is true. If you think hard enough, I mean super focus 5000, you will be able to float. And even make a giraffe appear if you think about that hard enough, but the giraffe is like the icing on the cake! Floating is the be all end all in my eyes.

I'm going to work on more drawings with Giraffes :) Will also do some drawings of fire-breathing hummingbirds, an idea thought up by the most amazing Laura. Like I told her, add fire and flames to anything, and it is automatically one hundred times better!

Say Hello to My Friend, PoloBear

I got a polo shirt today. I think I will call myself 'Polo Bear' from now on.

The Creation of Fireboy

I was gardening the other day and not giving much thought to the cottontail rabbits in my yard. Turns out, they had stolen a teacup from my cupboard, and were starting a fire dance. They started wailing and doing weird arm movements around the teacup. Once I heard their chanting and wailing, my amazingly perceptive mind realized something terrificly terrible was up.

With lightning quickness, amazing dexterity, and a spur of fear I ran to disperse the evil congregation of satanic cottontail rabbits.

Alas, I was too late. The rabbits had just managed to conjure fireboy from the depths of the teacup, and there would be no bottling him back up now. The evil rabbits had succeeded in another step towards their destruction of the suburbs. Not only had they trashed my grass and assaulted my peppers, but they had now unleashed the fury of fireboy upon the unsuspecting public... fireboy, fireboy, fireboy... a little boy with an ability to fly and a penchant for fire. Don't be surprised if you see your garden in flames, your car on fire, and a meteoric streak of fire in the sky... it is fireboy.

Picnic Bear

Hi. My name is Picnic Bear. Please come join me for a picnic. I've brought along some local anesthetic for seasoning purposes, plus if I add it to your arm you won't feel anything while I'm gnawing on your arm bone. I'm thoughtful like that.

Floating Kids

Floating kids? I think I had too much to drink again.

Star Machine

I recently ordered a star machine on the internet. Guess what? It arrived, and ever since I've spent all my waking moments making stars! Wooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Larn'in Me Some Gardening

'For young trees under four years of age, the most effective method of cold protection is to bank the trunk up to a height of about 15 inches with clean soil' - courtesy of this webpage

So, I'm totally learning lots of stuff about gardening. This soil protection technique fascinates me, so simple, so clear-cut, I like it.

Otherwise, I've put Rambo (my German Shepherd) on 24 hour patrol. I've seen some hawks flying around the area. Now, I know they usually don't eat citrus trees and bell pepper plants, but one can never be too careful. I'm also in the process of putting some ground to air anti-bird missiles in the yard. If that wasn't enough, I'm still having to fight off terrorist rabbits (the terrorist desert ground squirrels are no longer a problem, thanks to my ruthless tactics, ie fox pee, uh, actually it's a long story).

A couple of weeks ago my red chili pepper plant had produced a wonderful fruit that I was ready to harvest. To my utter dismay and horror, the day I came to harvest the fruit, it had already been half-eaten by some good for nothin' varmint (these creatures have no morals, and they don't even think of the 'poor starvin' kids in Africa' because they leave food unfinished! the monstrosity of it all). I will never forget the sight of the crime, pieces of chili-pepper strewn about the ground, the half-eaten pepper limply hanging off its branch, forlorn, violated, and devastated, clinging to its last thread of life... I have yet to find out who or what stole my chili pepper, but some of my sources inside the rabbit warrens are leading me to believe that a rogue terrorist rabbit assaulted my chili pepper plant in broad daylight.

As I gather more information, I will locate and capture this rogue terrorist rabbit. Then, uh, I guess I will cook him and eat him for lunch? With a chili pepper thrown in?

Kim Kardashian, Federal Budgets, and Chocolate Policy

First off, look at this new photo of Kim Kardashian. Doesn't she look amazing! Very old school hairstyle, kind of looks French... part of a photo shoot to be published in O magazine, more info here.

I wish I could just talk about Kim, but, believe it or not, there are more important things to rant and rave about. Am I the only one that's worried about the federal budget, and the deficits we are putting up? I mean, I think at some point in time, we are going to get hit with the worst of both worlds (ie higher taxes and much lower social benefits)... it's like taking the worst part of the Republican and Democratic platforms: Give the government more money to do less! That's a lose lose in my book.

Supposedly there is a way out of this. Supposedly, if our economy grows at wonderful rates over a long period of time (maybe due to the discovery of new technologies and creation of wonderful super efficient businesses) we will massively boost our productivity, allowing for growth in government revenues and a reduction in debt, or at least stabilization. Some people would say another solution would be for the government to start acting responsibly, especially by showing fiscal responsibility. I wouldn't hold my breath, Republican or Democrat, they all stand to gain if the federal budget grows.

Hmmm... I have a different idea, and it doesn't hinge upon such a gamble (crazy economic growth or politicians' acting responsibly). If our debt keeps getting out of control, I say we focus all American manufacturing capacity towards making chocolate. We will offer chocolate to our creditors for the cancellation of debts and interest payments. If they refuse (and why the hell would they refuse chocolate!!!!), their second option is getting blown up by our nukes. It's a win win situation.

Not only that, but if we focus on chocolate production here in the US, and we become the chocolate kings of the world, we will be able to enter a golden age of chocolate diplomacy, where other countries will have to do what we want, because we have all the chocolate (I forgot to mention that this plan entails attacking all other chocolate producing countries of the world and stealing their production facilities, hence we will be the only producers of this all important commodity).

Vote for me and my chocolate diplomacy, it will help save us from our trillion dollar deficits, help us reestablish a manufacturing base in this country, will give us huge diplomatic clout, and also give us a great reason to use our military (remember? to attack all the other chocolate producing countries).

And we'll have lots of chocolate to eat as well!!!! Everybody wins.



(Full disclosure: My stock portfolio is 100% chocolate stocks)