Monday, November 06, 2006

Actual Footage of the Dastardly Duckbill Platypus And A Couple More Words on the Duckbill Platypus Threat (Can You Tell I'm Bored?)

I watched too much football yesterday. My mind is full of garbled football lexicon. Cover 2, nickel this, dime that, stop the run, flattened like a pancake, out route, draw play, slot back, bootleg...

Football hangover isn't the only thing scrambling my brain today. The evilness of the duckbill platypus is still haunting my thoughts, slowly pushing me over the precipice to insanity.

Take a look at the video I posted at the end, the duckbill platypus looks so innocent and cute, but behind that fluffy little exterior lurks the soul of a sadistic killer, the mind of a madman, the chaotic yet crackerjack thinking of one seriously deranged power hungry beast.

If I feel well enough later, I will enlighten you with my story on the secret deal between George Bush and the duckbill platypuses, and how this deal has compromised our national security. This sad and frightening story of greed, deceit, and corruption stretches back to the Carter administration, and involves a slew of high powered politicians, fat cat (cue meow mix song) businessmen, tyrannical dictators, usurious bankers, fiendish used car salesmen, trigger happy KGB, CIA, NSA, FBI types, terrorists, arms dealers, the porno industry, the people who make Hello Kitty products, not to mention many murderous mafioso types.

The threat of the duckbill platypus is known by few, yet it hangs over the head of humans as a collective, looming like the sword of Damocles...

Please note, this video is not suitable for children.


10 comments:

Sonja said...

Yes, very frightening. Evidently Dick Cheney evolved from a branch of this arrogant, evil creature.
Also I heard the platypuses (platypi?) are in league with the clown contingent as well.

Sebastien said...

These revelations come as no surprise to me. Dick Cheney is neck deep in this duckbill platypus fiasco, and of course the evil killer clowns have a hand in this doomsday conspiracy.

frenchyflower said...

you crack me up. really!

Mariana said...

Thanks for the warning, or I might not have been prepared for the terror that ensued. This way I was terrified, make no mistake, but at least I was prepared, that's the main thing.

Sebastien said...

Frenchy: Haha, I hope that's a good thing!

Mariana: Your welcome! I'm really trying to help out my fellow humans in bringing the knowledge so they can prepare for the duckbill platypus uprising.

MrManuel said...

The guy looks like he is on drugs or something with all that shaking.

Sebastien said...

Well, you know, when you're face to face with a duckbill platypus, even the toughest among us is going to be shaking with fright.

imhelendt said...

so....what kind of drugs are you on...and are you sharing? I can't watch the video now. The kids are awake. And computer noises draw them over like flies to shit.

Babs said...

Dude, that terrified me. I'm never going near water again. They can't walk on land, right?

Sebastien said...

Helen: If only I was doing drugs... life would be hallucinatingly marvelous! I really don't do drugs, no joke.

Babs: I only pray that these creatures have not evolved enough to walk on land. The day they master the art of moving on land, we are all sooo screwed.